Nice cover

So this is what it isn't like...

We called ourselves GOD
(Stood for Group Of Dudes)

Where is the cultural history of Ice Cubes?

I wouldn't mind seeing some lizards about now--

The Next Big Ethnicity

These babies are well-shaded.

I have vastly overestimated my ability to estimate things.

It's part of the look...

Undo one more button

The comfort of gravel and shade.

How cartoon character ice cream bars remain recognizable until the end-

A lot happened in between.

Bless that finch in the fence...


You name it, we gave it to the wind.

Band: Nancy Avenue

Single: Roy of Hope


(Regular people don't have keys like that.)

Your lightly freckled answers

Band: the Flagrants
Single: Goodbye to Ew


Overheard: This weather is so beautiful it makes me want to grow another dick.


(At the Port Authority they're called Motorstairs.)

(There is no accurate record of how things were.)

More Than a God

Where the leggings end...

That Wilson sweatshirt takes me back (to the old me).

Annual softball game: Coked Out vs. Coked Up

"Do you know who you're dealing with?"
-asked of a casino worker

Vibrating with growth--


(Click, Click, Click, Click)

The test of time

is rigged.


I miss the old phone etiquette...

And when MoMA was holed up in that stapler factory in Queens.

(To me, you are indelibly a part of that work.)


--Physicians who refer to painful injections as "insufferable pricks."

Sleaze the day!

(Little flower-type things are falling.)

Cinnamon or something worse...

Band: The We'll See About Thats

(I just saw my exact look-unalike!)

Seen: If you can read this, thank a bumper sticker manufacturer.


(Apologies for the subsistence aphorizing...)

A familiar platform

Singing new songs and righting new wrongs.

A Nation Obsessed!
The Truth Behind America's Obsession with American Obsessions

Why was that guy pulling up his pants?


(She said her crotch was haunted, but I stayed...)

I Mist You

It was during the Golden Age of Laser Pointers.

For an hour I was "The man in the red hat."

Taking a swig and then reading the label intently...

Idea: Less me, more you.

It will be decided with Dunkin' Donuts coffee.

Matza in the park.

A steakhouse joke with the punchline: "Flamin' Yon."

Light, Sweet, Crude...

These ferns are outspoken.

Band: We're Only One Man!

(More like a trip down memory lame.)

That's what we said.

Phony Alarms

I admit I was wrong to admit I was wrong

I'm morally opposed to being morally opposed

(Everyday she was in the "Game Room" practicing her dance.)

Bible-sexy

My high-waisted highness-

I'd like to register her domain name.

All the way to Racine...


Band: Sons of Fun